"It is you who are in greater fear in condemning me than me in being condemned." -Giordano Bruno

The angry doges are the fandom versions of the characters, the rpers, the kinnies, etc. THE REAL KARKAT AGAINST THE FANDOM LIES.

HI I AM KARKAT AND THIS IS MY BLOG, ENJOY YOUR STAY.

WARNING: You can only reply to me after going through my gallery, if you have nothing nice to say about it just leave. I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE YOU TO GET THROUGH THE WHOLE THING before replying, just highly encouraging you... I know, lots of images XD Don't be a pussy who dislike bombs it either.

To all those generic e girls and rpers that can only call me mad in chat before disconnecting... let my friend Aristotle rebuke you: "No great mind has existed without a touch of madness"

♋🔗♏ "It's the same what they think of me. I am always thinking something worse about them." -GERMAN PESSIMIST GUY ON DETRACTORS.

Vriska: Are you top or 8ottom? ::::) Karkat: BITCH UHHH I'M ACTUALLY JUST HERE TO CAUSE YOUR DOWNFALL.

"A premature victory can lead to the most humiliating of defeats" -ITALIAN RENNAISANCE GUY (aka me because he didn't actually say that)

Once she went red... she never came back.

Vriska will get her ass wooped by Karkat and then they'll love each other and you hate to see it ;3

"Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people" -ITALIAN HERETIC GUY (Giordano Bruno)

BEHOLD FALSE IDOLS, MALE DOMS AND FUTA DOMS, WHO AMONG YOU HAS GONE AS FAR AS I HAVE? WHO AMONG YOU LOVES THEM LIKE I DO?.... NONE OF YOU!

In spite of you, they love Karkat! you may plainly pornify them, but their heart, you'll never have it! their true selves remain with him!

FATE BEATS LUCK. ALWAYS.

DEADLY WORLD OF OBLIVION HEAVENLY RAGE! ALL IS CALM BUT TRANSITORY.... FORGET THOSE DAYS I AM YOUR MASTER! THIS DAY... IS FOR YOU! DAY OF THE TYRANT!
THE LIGHT OF JUDGEMENT WILL COUNT THE DEATH TOLL!

GLORIOUS.... FORTUNA! SCORCHED EARTH! FERAL RAGE! DISCONENT.... MONUMENT TO NON EXISTENCE!!!!!

EXTER... MINATE!

ARISE!

FFFUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SO TIGHT, VRISKA! I SURE HOPE YOUR SIMPGOONERS JOHN AND DAVE DON'T WALK IN ON US RIGHT NOW... HEH~

FIRST DATES ARE UNFORGETTABLE.

GAME OVER TO ALL YOU GIRLS, WOOT WOOT I WIN, U LOSE :3

I AM NOT AN UBERDOM... I JUST DON'T LIE! AND THIS TRUTH RIGHT HERE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF! Speaking of truth.. to the Rose with the modifier "Everything she says is true!", everything you say may be true, but some things are way truer than others (;B

"Vriska is meant to 8e conquered, not to conquer~" -CERTAIN BELOVED BLUE ;3

HOW MANY TIMES HAS SHE LOST BY NOW? I LOST COUNT! ACCOUNTANT! ACCOUNTANT! A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE!

(Speaking of numbers, I have a math axiom to prove why Vriska can't exist without submitting to Karkat btw)