(+18) TRUE HOMESTUCK BLOG 2 THE ESSAY POSTS IN NO ORDER.
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*God with capital G.
This is a break off blog from my first one as the chronicling was cluttering up the blog with posts and setting off all the San Francisco New York ahh e girl's "yikes" alarms like the imaginationless robots they are.
So here you'll find much of what was left unsaid in that blog, and more things to be said, in long essay posts. I format each of my galleries as a filter, so that only those with light in them may get to the end.
Discord: _karkatvantas
@realkarkatvantas survives third Dreambubble ban attempt perpetrated by the trick of an enemy Rose (August 2nd 2024 AD colorized) (A later painting rendition of the event was made by venetian artist Tiziano)
Tactical result: Decisive Karkat and true characters victory against coalition of fandom states. Enemy commander, Rose, fled the field early on, after seeing her supreme hope disappear.
Strategic result: End of 2024 summer break Dreambubble campaign, Roseland conquered, defeat before previous Rose rper tricks avenged.
Symbolic result: Found 18 feet futa Vriska gold idol decapitated, places of sacrifice to porn versions of other male characters demolished.
Before the battle Karkat rallied the true characters: "Our sons will see you again with joy, you'll just have to say 'I was at Roseland' and they'll respond 'Here's a brave one.'" and all of them, male and female, beta versions, dancestors, ancestors, cheered him, holding torches and olive branches up. Mod arbiters later wrote: "It was the most glorious rally I've ever seen."
Development: Fandom forces advanced with rage, like an enormous flood of a living ocean, spreading death everywhere in their path, drunk with noise, lust and blood. They were going to break through, when, raising his head, Karkat, in an utmost effort, although bleeding, cried out "To the bayonets! bold trolls and humans! airse! arise you dead!"
He said the truth loooooong before any of yall outrage machine gossipers came into being. Just saying!
In response to someone's words to me:
You're wrong in assuming this is a game to me. It's not. It's not a bit either that I am committed "this hard" too. You assume me to be like the rest of them, and try to explain me to yourself under your terms (and fail at it), well, I am not like them. I told you, I am like this. You just don't believe it, or don't care to pay attention. That's not my problem.
That no one in this "game" (which I am not playing, so I am not a part of it) has ever been real with you is sad, but I am real. A shame it spells doom or danger to you, but to me, it's freedom, and it's also not living in a pitiful lie.
Anyone who wishes to stop living in the lie is more than welcome to talk to me, but to anyone who loves their fantasy, I urge you, close this page at once! and that includes those who pretend they want to leave it and come to me in that sense, only to "try to fool me, to humor me, to see what they can get out of me", it's you specially who'll leave empty handed.
This picture was already in the first blog but I put up a huge text with it that always seemed like it warranted its own place so here it is:
A long ass fucking time ago in a story called Homestuck, there lived a humble fandom, fanatics of futanari through and through, but ye there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do, his name was young Karkat and he refused to step in line, a vision he did see of fucking cucking all the time, he wrote a tasty rp and all the planets did align...
"OH THAT THE FUTAS BALLS WERE BLAZING AS I STEPPED INTO THEIR CHAT, THEN I SLICED THEIR FUCKING COCKLES WITH A LONG AND SHINY BLADE, TWAS I WHO FUCKED THE FUTAS FUCKILIZING FUCKALOO, AND IF YOU TRY TO FUCK WITH ME THEN I SHALL FUCK YOU TOO OOOAAHH! GOTTA SHOOT A LOAD IN THE NSFW SITE'S CODE OF CONDUCT!"
People of Homestuck reply: You disobeyed my orders user why did you ever join, John rpers ten times better than you the mods love them more, these rps that you write for us come from the depths of cringe! you will lose gallery points and reports it will bring! you better shut your mouth you better watch your tone! you got a whole permanent ban and your ip exposed! don't let me hear you troll don't let me see you meme! you gotta praise Hussie while you're in my fandom!
(Karkat prays to a Signless poster) Signless can you hear me, I am lost and so alone... I am asking for your guidance, would you come down from your throne, I need a tight compadre who'll teach me how to fuck, my fandom thinks you're evil but man they can suck a cock, breaking futa balls and me owning all Homestuck girls is not the devil's work it's magical and rad, I will never do it as long as I am (home)stuck here with my fandom!
THIS BOY WAS NOT FOR SALE AND HE NEVER LIED... BUT HOW HE CRIED!
IN THIS AGE SO FULL OF ZEROS.... I keep gazing at the sky!
A NEW BEGINNING TO LAY NEW BELIEF.
Don't you all know? that even tomorrow, I'll fan the fire again... even when you think I am away and never to return, even then, in spite of you, I will still dream of beauty.
DREAMBUBBLE, IT'S BROKEN, THERE'S NOTHING WORKING, I MEAN LOOK AT OUR RP ECONOMY IT'S JUST A STUPID BULLSHIT LITTLE ECONOMY FILLED WITH Disconnected AND Connection's timed out AND LITTLE TOKENS OF SINCERITY THAT ARE ACTUALLY JUST VACUOUS LITTLE IDOLS THAT DON'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING...